Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So go fuck yourself and calm down. — (via girlssogay)

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Car just blew a head gasket and I’ve depleted my savings being a dummy.

Just in time for winter. Fuck.

mlb:

Yeah, baby.

mlb:

Yeah, baby.

6speedhaven:

buttcam 1 to buttcam 2

(via skyroid)

offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

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punkmonksteven:

wolfthecreator:

swimsoots:

are you fucking kidding me hes beating his meat

Wow

"Food Pun" apron.

punkmonksteven:

wolfthecreator:

swimsoots:

are you fucking kidding me hes beating his meat

Wow

"Food Pun" apron.

(via enrapturex)

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

But when you start to visualize shit it’s the greatest thing ever

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